Monday, March 21, 2011
So I can't sleep. To be honest, I haven't really tried. So I just thought I'd explain a little bit about the diet I'm currently (for the next 11 days) testing out.
Now first, let me say, I am normally the first person to speak out against the idea of "diets". I think that for the most part they are positively atrocious... But this particular one caught my eye. It's called the Copenhagen Diet, or the Thirteen Day Diet. It consists of very specific meal menus for thirteen consecutive days, that must be followed PRECISELY. It's supposed to involve calorie cycling along with some other mumbo jumbo I've been trying to decipher, and the result is that participants lose anywhere from 13 to 22 pounds in 13 days.
Now, stop me before I sounds like a cheesy TV weightloss ad... (for just twenty three payments of 76.99...) But when I read this, I put on a very distinguished D: face. How is that even possible? But I researched, and EVERY SINGLE POST I READ the person lost ginormous amounts of weight, except for one girl who admitted to cheating every day (sigh). Now forgive me for this not being very substantial scientific proof, but my eating disordered mind found that as proof enough.
Currently, I'm on the second day of the diet. I started at 126.8, and am currently 122.8. Crazy, right? We'll just have to see where the next eleven days take me.